partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

(via xthecarrier)

tairygreenesactingschool:

heteroh:

can we please acknowledge this ignorance

Call y’all please log on to twitter and drag him?

(via deliciouscunt)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via montanagrimm)

red-lipstick:

Nicolas Demeersman aka Pretty Punk (b. 1978, Seclin) Worldwide ongoing Fucking Tourist series 2009-2014 Captures The Resentment Of Locals With A Simple Gesture. (Info with each pic)

(Source: jolipunk.over-blog.com, via selenarox)

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

mynameismad:

I tried to get away from my normal orange/blue color scheme in this one but only managed a seafoam green. 

(via onekidneyjoe)

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

(via thefuuuucomics)

luinl:

never forget 2013 and the song bound 2 by kanye west

(via artschoolradio)